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"Why didn't my lawyer tell me about this?"
"Welcome to Hell. You'll be introducing acquaintances to each other via email for the rest of eternity."
Because of his inability to adapt to an eternity of torment, Jake was eventually kicked out of hell.
"Thankfully I can still torture from home."
"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."
Lucifer: "Jeez, why all the foot dragging? It's just another management meeting."
"Humans don't realize that it was us that invented the barbecue."
"We don't need toilet paper. We've got fat cats, speculators and politicians with loon tongues!"