Club Memberships Cartoons and Comics

"How many times must I tell you not to speak metaphorically?"

"All I'm saying is buying a lifetime membership right now may not turn out to be the bargain you think it is."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Members of a club in Omaha, Nebraska, got together to clean the home of a new member. . . It was weeks later that the group found out they had cleaned the wrong house.