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Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.
'For God's sake, just pick one! I'm nearly seventeen!'
Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'It bothahd me that no one knows what it means until I realized it makes me look a lot smahtah than I really am!... Did I just insult myself?'
Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'
'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'
"I told you that we shouldn't let the pupils name it."
'It won't open? Try hitting it with a new ocean liner.'
A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.
'Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus.'
'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'
"Bob here named his kid... Vagisil!"
'Are you quite sure you want to call him Warren,Mr.and Mrs.Peace?'
"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"
'I don't get many boys called Prince, Mrs. Charles.'