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"Why can't you take out a full-page newspaper ad and tell everyone how happy we are?"
"You don't get rid of him that easy, Mrs. Jacowsky."
'I remember when you used to look at me like that,'
"I'd like to have him deprogrammed from basketball season."
"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."
Tired of Bill's frequent golf outings, Vera performs an ancient Mayan rain dance.
'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'
Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'
'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'
'Can I notice anything different about you? Er...you've had your hair done?'