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"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."
"... doing pretty good, taking things for granted, and you?"
"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."
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"Shall we join the ladies?"
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'...and I promise to love, honor, and take this man for granted until death do we part.'
Main Street Bonuses
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"They misspelled his name because the engravers didn't have autocorrect."
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"You know what? I'm making 75 bucks an hour right now."
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"You've always been my rock. That's why I take you for granite."
"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."
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"You should be thankful you have a job and not worry so much that you have nothing to do."
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"OK, I never look at you anymore, but I can see you perfectly in my peripheral vision."
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"It's 9 times for me, so a once-in-a-lifetime event is not that big a deal."
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"No, quartz! Man, I hate it when people take me for granite."
"Please hurry, I'm double parked."
"Dad, I specifically ordered tap water, not sparkling."
"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"
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'It's a symbiotic relationship- she gives me food, and I eat it.'
"The trouble with young people today is they don't know the value of a dollar!"
"Listen, Baldo, I know what you're thinking...but as part of the management team, I can say with all confidence that your job is safe."
"Every day, it's the same old 213 channels."
"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"
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"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."
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Rudolph in bed with Santa saying, 'Sometimes I think you take me for granted.'
'You never notice a thing I do around here.'