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'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'
"I hope these images will generate a huge number of academic papers and theses on the Palaeolithic period."
"I love never finishing our dissertations together."
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'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'
'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'
'Dad, why are you going to deliver a paper in Boston? Couldn't you find a paper route closer to home?'
'I'm sorry but you don't get any credit for giving it 'the old college try'.
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
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'It doesn't matter that your thesis is on extra sensory perception, you can't cite mindreading in your references.'
The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.
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"The world revolves around my cat."
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'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'
"This is fine as far as it goes. From here on, it's who you know."
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Professor Bronksi was passionate about his own research. . . the age at which a girlfriend, becomes a lady friend.
'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''
'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'
'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'
If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?
'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'
"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"
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"I totally meant to do that."
'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'
"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"
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The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'
"My doctoral thesis looks like a fake? Scandalous! I'll have a word with the bloke I bought it from!"