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'I'm not allowed to operate heavy equipment while taking this medication. What do you think the stove weighs?'
'It says not to use heavy machinery when taking these. What's heavy machinery?'
"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"
'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '
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'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'
'Haverford Steel' 'Temporarily closed - Mr. Haverford is taking some medication, and was told not to operate heavy machinery.'
Henry ignored his antihistamine's warning to avoid operating dangerous machinery while using it and loses his right foot to the vacuum cleaner.
Bulltoon: Bull dozer!
Caution: Do not try and make sense of our medical warnings whilst operating heavy machinery.
'I do hope Nauinski is not thinking of cheating!'
"Can you describe it?"
'Don't operate machinery while taking this medication.'
'You said you needed a bobcat to finish the yard.'
'Derek loves doing the ironing.'
'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'
The Danger of Wearing a 'Hit Me' Sign on a Building Site.
Beware of Dog
'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'
'Sorry, we're kind of low on bullets.'
'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'
'Calm down - I'm sure 'earth-moving equipment' isn't what you think it is.'
'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'