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No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?
Tags:vet, vets, veterinary, veterinaries, veterinarian, veterinarians, horse, horses, pony, ponies, idiom, idioms, 101, tongue, tongues, teeth, tooth, student, students, teacher, teachers, dentist, dentists, examine, examines, examination, examinations, wrong, mouth, mouths, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.
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"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, garbage can, garbage cans, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, garbage bin, garbage bins, can, cans, bin, bins, garbage, trash, rubbish, feed, feeding, teeth, tongue, tongues, eating, creepy, horror, pet, pets, strange, unusual, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, science fiction, sci-fi, fantasy
"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."
"O.K.—I've got the tongue."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, tongue, tongues, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat got your tongue, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play
'Ever notice how, when you lose one sense, another sense seems to make up for it?'
'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'
Swatting The Fly Doesn't Work So The Man Eats It
Tags:flies, fly, bug, bugs, insect, insects, blue bottle, bluebottle, blue bottles, blue bottles, horseflies, horsefly, horse flies, horseflies, mosquito, mosquitoes, flyswat, fly swat, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, amphibious, animal, animals, animal handling, tool, tools, right tool for the job, usage, using, using it wrong, knowing and understanding, understand, know, tongue, gross, gross out
Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.
"Edgar, I'm talking to you! For goodness sake, has the cat got your tongue?"
The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.
The Jerck Manual
'Perkins! Not in the boardroom!'
From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271
Tags:tongue, tongues, tongue twister, tongue twisters, difficult, hard to say, word game, word games, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, woodchuck, woodchucks, ground hog, ground hogs, groundhog, groundhogs, talking animal, talking animals, just asking, rhetorical question, rhetorical questions, riddle, riddles, wood, chuck, chop, trees, tree, balsa, balsa wood
'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'
'Honey, I think our 3-second rule should just apply to food.'
Cat tricks dogs into getting their tongues stuck.
"Six chipped teeth and a tongue stud infection. Good for you, no cavities."
" Lady... I didn't say nuthin'!!"
'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'
Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.
Grump Horse and Rider
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, bridleway, bridle path, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, pulling faces, silly faces, tongue, sticking out, mood, moods, bad mood, bad moods, moody, moodiness, grump, grumps, grumpiness, thelwell
'...Pull on the count of three. Ready...'