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"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."
"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"
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"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'
Restrooms Reserved For Customers With Food Poisoning
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"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."
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Iced drink antidote
"Funny – just the other day the queen asked for a similar poison."
"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."
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'That rash on your stomach is a telltale sign of mercury poisoning.'
"Poison control says it's probably pine tar, Put your finger down his throat until he gags, We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood,"
"Let's get Junkie—he'll know what to do!"
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We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.
'Good news Pete... The snake isn't poisonous!'
A man returns a library book on poisons.
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"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"
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Chernobyl Health Foods: None of our products are locally sourced.
"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"
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"Well, if it's not work and it's not the news, maybe it's the stuff I've been slowly poisoning you with for the last ten years."
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What do you take me for? I'm not feeding them - I'm poisoning them.
'And your workplace - would you describe it as toxic?'
"I need something to rid me of a stubbornly immovable pest that has taken up residence in my parlour."
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'Let's see - your life insurance is paid...we got the rat poison...now let's go home and have a nice cup of tea!'
Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.
Remember when I wanted to talk risk management, but all you wanted to talk was video games.