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'Stay rigid! Don't move! ... Fetch the salt pills - he's got a full body cramp.'
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'This is going to be the best day ever!'
First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.
'Try to relax.'
'I think I'm cured. I now forgive my parents, love my wife, adore my children and hate you.'
"I go home today. They cured me using this new miracle drug. I'm afraid it'll be years before it's approved for humans."
The pharmaceutical industry
"You're doing fine. The only side effect is that part of you is now my intellectual property."
'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to the charge of murder on the grounds that he was only trying to cure the deceased's hiccups.'
'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
'The good news is that we can cure you. The bad news is the cure is worse than the disease.'
'It's still to early to tell but I think dissolving cellulite is not high on the list of stem cell applications.'
'While we can't cure you, we can turn your disease into a long-term profitable condition...'
A cure for billing errors!
'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'
'Medical science can't cure a slice.'
'Hey! My lower back pain! It's gone!'
"He should be up and complaining in no time."
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'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'
"Are you sure you can cure me of leg cramps?"
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High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.
'The bad news is, there is no cure for the common cold. The good news is, I think you have pneumonia.'
'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'