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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Walter has decided to add years to his life."
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"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."
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The Book of Millie
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"I'm not actually overweight—I just read heavy."
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Abs of Gold?
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"I came up with a great way to curb my appetite at home... I put a full length mirror on my refrigerator!"
"I wanted a personal trainer, but not one that made me feel inadequate!"
'I know it's just a metaphor but it discourages customers when you say you will try to 'squeeze' them in.'
'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'
"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."
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"I've finally found a diet I stick to. When you get hungry, you eat."
No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.
"We still can't do anything about his stubborn belly fat."
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"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"
'It's called the 'Biking Suit Diet'. We wear these biking suits everywhere and feel so humiliated that we begin to eat less and less.'
'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'
'True, it is ten ninety five for all you can eat. But that does not include the thin woman inside you that's crying to get out.'
Detox. Before and after.
"Whoope! I've lost a pound!"
Woman and scales.
The following program shows people who have been successful in a weight loss program. Viewer discretion is advised if you are jealous.