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'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'
'Can you believe I was open for six months, and not one single client?!?'
'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'
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'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'
'Finger' Teacher teaching Class of Noses, saying 'Pick me!'
'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'
Uncle Mike's advanced leprosy gave this game a whole new meaning.
'Okay, how many fingers am I holding up?'
"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."
'It's time for some serious finger-pointing.'
"We ran the big data through graphic analysis. That's when we realised that the whole world had been trolling us."
Pull my finger...
Swiss Army garden tool
Dutch boy and the finger in dyke...
Calculator: Counting by fingers.
"He says I'm too clingy."
Piranhas' Mounted Trophies
Man has his fingers taken off by a hand dryer.
'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'
"Let me know if you find a ring."
'Your fingers are in the soup.' 'Yes it's freezing in the kitchen.'
"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."
"This computer has a fast modem, latest pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband net connections. Only one problem, slow pointer fingers."
'I'm going to take your advice and count my blessing, Dr. Kapuchink. Right off the top of my head, I'm sure I can think of at least ten.'
'I know there are worms around here somewhere...I just can't put my finger on it. Probably because I don't have one.'