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"Ça suffit, good buddy!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist trap, tourist traps, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, wine, ceramic mug, ceramic mugs, coffee mug, coffee mugs, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, three stars
"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."
Tags:urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, gig economy, travel, travelling, tour, tours, touring, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, on holiday, tourism, tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, sketchy, bad tours, tour guide, guide, guides, delusion, deluded, crazy, language, speech patterns, speech, word play, play on words, city life
"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
Tags:monster, sea monster, sea monsters, monsters, monstrous, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourist season, tourist trap, tourist traps, occult beast, occult, beast, beasts, shore, shores, seashore, sea shore, swimming, swim, swims, beaches, beach, coast, coastal break, season, end of the season, summer, summer time, pity, pitiful, cthulu, lovecraft, lovecraftian, lovecrafts, tentacle, tentacles, tentacled, at the beach, family, family holiday, family holidays, kaiju, kaiju, cosmic horror, horrors, cosmic entity
"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."
An empty chair sits in front of an artist's easel equipped with a mirror; a nearby sign reads "Self Portraits $10."
"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."
Tags:tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, meat, meats, butcher, butchers, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalistic, sausage, sausages, sausage factory, sausage factories, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, tour group, tour groups, catch on, catches on, catching on, halloween, killer, killers, grind up, grinds up, grinding up, lure, lures, luring, lure in, lures in, luring in, trap, traps
'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'
Cave Paintings Audio Guide
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, cave painting, cave paintings, audio guide, audio guides, tourist trap, tourist traps, audio tour, audio tour, tourist, tourists, lascaux, art gallery, art galleries, cave art
"It's all become so Disneyfied."
Tags:disneyfication, fish, sea, ocean, gentrification, censor, censorship, safe, editing, natural world, environmental destruction, safe entertainment, man made environments, man made environments, mermaid, mermaids, nature, natural world, sellout, sellouts, selling out, sold out, authentic, authenticity, inauthentic, fake, fakes, tourist trap, tourist traps, tourist, tourism, corporate, big corporation, mega corporation
"He loved New York."
"Hooray! The last of the summer people!"
Tags:summer people, summer, summer holiday, summer holidays, tourist, tourist trap, tourist traps, goose, geese, migrate, migrates, migrating, migration, bird, birds, seasonal, summer home, summer homes, destination, destinations, travel destination, travel destinations, marsh, marshes, marshy, landscape, landscapes, nuisance, nuisances, annoyance, annoyances, beaver, beavers
The back of the Taj Mahal.
Tags:taj mahal, poverty, impoverished, class divide, class divides, class division, class divisions, tourist, tourist spot, tourist spots, tourist trap, tourist traps, travel, travels, traveling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, ugly side, ugly sides, underbelly, underbellies, dark underbelly
Crowded Ice Fishing
Tags:ice, ice fishing, fishing, ice fish, crowded, crowds, crowding, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, crowding, beach, beaches, loner, loners, alone, off season, tourist, tourism, tourists, tourist season, tourist traps, seasonal, grumpy, avoid, avoiding the crowd, avoiding the crowds, winter, frozen, weather, cold weather, fishing, in peace, peaceful
"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."
'This civilization collapsed because it abused its environment.'
Shrunken heads $3
Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City
Tags:street vendor, street vendors, market, markets, marketing, marketing gimmick, marketing gimmicks, gimmick, gimmicks, gimmickry, hot dog, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, halal, halal cart, halal carts, halal truck, halal trucks, authentic, authenticity, new york, street meat, street meats, street food, street foods, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist trap, tourist traps, new yorker, new yorkers, fast food, fast foods, regional food, regional speciality, regional specialities
"To get back to the main road, you turn left at the fork just before the bridge and go around yonder hill to Dark Hollow...."
Tags:direcction, directions, monster, monsters, monstrous, misdirect, misdirects, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, human sacrifice, human sacrifices, tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, lost, get lost, gets lost, getting lost, back road, back roads, back woods, horror novel, horror novels, horror
"Oh, I beg your pardon! I thought you were extinct."
Tags:american indian, american indians, native american, native americans, bigot, bigots, bigotry, bigoted, presumptuous, survive, survives, surviving, survival, pardon, pardons, racism, racist, racists, attitude, attitudes, adobe, house, houses, home, homes, reservation, reservations, tourist trap, tourist traps, tourism, tourists, tourist
"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."
Tags:italy, italian, italians, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, landmark, landmarks, sightseeing, history, historical, modern, tourist trap, tourist traps, tourist trade, tourism industry, fake, false, fraudulent, pretend, artificial, trick, tricks, greed, greedy
"The meaning of existence is this thirty-two-dollar jar of salt."
"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."
Tags:tourist, tourists, traveling, reward points, reward point, credit card, egypt, the pyramids, sightseer, sightseers, tourist traps, vacations, holidays, sightseeing, tourist trap, bucket list, tourist, vacation, holiday, wonders of the world, camels, backpacking, self-doubt, mental health exhaustion, tired, homesick, traveling abroad, hard to please, overrated, retirement, too much time on your hands, pleasure, seeing the world, adventure
Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.