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'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'
"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."
Stag in a lodge with man's head trophies on the wall.
"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"
Beaver barking up the wrong tree
"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"
"Wow. That Phil sure is lucky to be indoors on a night like this!"
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'Lets's see a smile!'
'At least he died doing what he loved.'
Bad and Breakfast.
"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."
"I hate it when its bad weather."
"Not up the way, you idiot! Across the way!"
'He was cleaning out earwax... then he sneezed.'
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Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.
'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'
'A room with a view! With a view to exacly what, sir?'
'On the other hand, it's quiet and peaceful in the summer.'
Out of Ice in the Arctic.
Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!
'Recommend you stay here tonight. Igloo over there just tourist trap.'
'I've stopped the water: You can stay dry while you fix the dam now...'
A quick and painless kill . . .
Not quite as famous as his cousin - Tarzan, King of the Apes - was Barry of the Beavers, Lord of the Lodge!
'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'