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Congratulations on passing your driving test. But do you know what to do when a bird sh**s on your windscreen? Never ask her out again.
"It's probably bad news if she refers to the second date as 'mission creep.' "
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Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.
Social worker dating
Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.
"I'm not quite ready yet. Why don't you come in and make us a drink while I figure out how not to project all my hopes and fears onto you?"
'Stop leaving messages for me you crazy woman! We had one date but I don't want to see you again!! Got it??!' 'He phoned...'
'Five minutes into date 1 and my dog has already booked date 2. . .'
"I can't go out with you again. There just isn't any chemistry between us."
'We've been through a lot in this relationship, and I feel I've matured enough to get past my fear of commitment. So, I'd like to take it to the next level - will you have a second date with me?'
Greta realized there would be no second date when she received the hug of death.
"I'm afraid a follow-up date is out, Ralph. I'm getting a loser lover alert on my FemFone."
"Forget aboout a second date. While you were in the restroom, our cute waiter asked me out."
'Maybe we could save appendectomy scars until the second date!'
'Sure, I'd love to go out again sometime - if I meet someone more interesting.'
"I'd definitely like to see you again. When is the circus due back in town?"
'The guy I met speed-dating invited me on a 15-minute second date.'
Inexplicably, Sharon was not interested in a second date.
'Well, as much as I think one glass of lager all night merits a second date, on this occasion I think I'll decline.'
May I see you again sometime?
"I had a really good time. I'm surprised ??" I'm not usually into head-games."
'He's cute but immature. He asked me over for a play date.'
Let me see if I have this straight...you expect me to pay for my own dinner? It's a test...with me, it's alwys dutch treat on the first date. Of course I usually save a bundle on second dates as well...
'You said you like girls with interesting minds, so I got a peekaboo hat!'
'I'd like to see you again, but our signs aren't compatible. I'm a Gemini and you're an idiot.'