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"So much for that vintage!"
'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'
'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'
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"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."
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"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."
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'And this is our National Debt Red. It's deep, long-lasting, and we know there's going to be a lot of interest.'
"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"
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"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"
who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries
'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'
"No head, pale color, just like Marie Antoinette after the guillotine."
The Angel's Share
'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'
'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'
'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'
John's invention kept him in both beer and heating!
'I ran out of wine bottles, so I used empty peanut butter jars. How do you like your Merlot, creamy or extra chunky?'
'Talk about wild yeast!'
'He's almost human. He lets his fruit ferment before he eats it.'
... and fermentation is computer-controlled by a piquant little microchip from the southern slopes of Silicon Valley.
Wordilly Durdillies - A Hop Farm
How To Keep Promises
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"Jackson, you've turned into sour vinegar and have to go!"
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"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"