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"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."
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'How may I help you?'
'I found a way to give patients a stress test while they carry files to the ninth floor for me.'
'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'
'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'
'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'
"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"
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'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'
"This project calls for real concentration. Are you still able to monotask?"
Early multitasking - caveman.
'Okay, Joy!. . . But I can only multitask one thing at a time!'
'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'
'Spit that gum out, Kovalesky! -- you know you're no good at multi-tasking!'
'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'
'Excellent at juggling multiple job duties.'
Piano Four Extremities.
'I'm a communication expert because I can eat crisps, drink beer, read the news and talk to my wife while watching TV!'
'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'
'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'
'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'
'I could never do two things at once until I got a cellphone.'
'Ed's busy, but someone who speaks out of both sides of his mouth will be right with you.'
'Unlike men, women can multi-task!'
Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.
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