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Edward Loves Mae Marsh
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Then vs. now
"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."
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"Nobody has to tell me to like Jeff Bridges."
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'Secretly I have a crush on Warren Buffett, but only for his money.'
"You only bother twiddling with it when she's on."
'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'
"I was wondering...who's your celebrity crush?"
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"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"
"Last night I dreamed I rode my bike all day!"
"Jessica Alba is the hottest movie star...ever."
"That Mario Lopez is so cute. Especially his cute little..."
'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'
'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'
'. . . so the redhead's my new soul mate.'
"I can't believe Jennifer Lopez is with some guy that nobody even knows!"
"I think I would make the perfect boyfriend... I'm pretty low maintenance. In fact, I could watch TV in your mansion all day while you jet-set across the planet. But if you need me, I'll be there for you 24-7 to give you a huge or clean the oven. Signed,
"I figured it out. We've been going to way too much trouble to attract girls."
"Last, I have some urgent news...Freddie Prinze Jr. is getting married this year...so he's officially off the market! But there are still plenty of tall, dark and handsome men available...especially at this school! That is all."
"He's discovered 'Friends' repeats and likes the one with Bruce Forsyth chin and sticky-out ears."
"So, if you could date anyone, who would it be?"
"So Carson Daly just talks a lot and introduces songs on some TV show, and girls everywhere are crazy about him?"
"Dang, Jennifer Lopez is, like, on her 93rd boyfriend! At this rate...she'll get to me in 13.3 years!"
"Colin what's going on out there? All of a sudden I look like Scarlett Johansson!"