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'True rupture is rare. Ladies' breasts are most commonly bursting simply with admiration for me and my skills.'
"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund'
A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.
"Six beers for the transplant surgeons, please!"
'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'
'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.
Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.
"Do you HAVE to pick your nose at the table?!!"
The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.
Computer in medical museum as a prosthetic