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'Thanks to our new firefly lamps, we've lowered our power bill by 64 percent!'
Fireflies Get Blown Out.
'He doesn't deserve this! It was a complete fluke! Just a freak lab-accident with some firefly DNA and suddenly it's like the sun shines out of his backside!'
"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."
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'I thought you might like to know that your butt just burned out.'
Tags:fireflies, firefly, fire fly, fire flies, lightning bugs, lightning bug, beetle, beetles, bug, bugs, insect, insects, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, bulb, bulbs, fire-fly, fire-flies, faux pas, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, humiliation, social awkwardness, socially awkward, humiliations
Lightning Bug Bullies
The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Wait, Petey... you see something glowing in there? What does it look like? Let's see... fireflies flow. Is that what it is...Uhh...nuclear powered fireflies?'
Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.
A man reads his book at night by the light of a jar full of fireflies.
'Can you please finish reading and turn off your butt?'
It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.
'You know I love you, but how can we make this work if every time I shine my light, you run away?'
'I spend all afternoon cooking and you just go ruin your appetite with a belly full of fireflies!'
'Doofus...two pounds of fireflies does not qualify as a light snack.'
'Do me a favor, Ed. Don't tell the other guys.'
Energy Saving Firefly
'Rudolph's curse in Summer...'
'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'
Tags:lampyridae, firefly, fireflies, fire fly, fire flies, lightning bug, lightning bugs, bug, bugs, insect, insects, observatory, observatories, telescope, telescopes, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star gazer, star gazers, star gazing, light pollution, light pollutions, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, entomology, entomologist, entomologists
'Hmph! Another one of them environmentalists.'
'Bill, switch off your light: You're attracting mosquitoes!'
'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'
'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'