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The Post-Menopause early warning system.
'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'
Mary's hot flashes were becoming more and more intolerable.
Kathy's hot flashes were becoming severe.
"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."
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'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'
'Dad, I can't find any matches to light the cake.'
'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'
'I'll ask her later. I don't want to bother my mom when she's on her mood swing.'
'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'
'No, being forty is not the result of an aging disease.'
'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'
The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal..
'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'
Mrs. Frosty Has A Hot Flash.
'The poor girl is out of eggs.' 'Henopause.'
'The worst part about menopause was having to ask my husband's advice on blade vs electric shaver.'
Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.
'You know you've reached menopause when your granddaughter asks you when she'll be old enough to shave.'
Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs.
'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'
'Just when I thought menopause couldn't get any worse, my husband shaves off his mustache. Now, I'm the only one in the house with one.'
'Couldn't you just say, 'She's having hot flashes' instead of, 'She's packing heat'?'
'My hot flashes have become much more tolerable since I bought the surge protector.'
'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'