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Inexact Science Lab
'He doesn't deserve this! It was a complete fluke! Just a freak lab-accident with some firefly DNA and suddenly it's like the sun shines out of his backside!'
"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."
'Ever since my Westinghouse scholarship, it's been all downhill.'
'It's a hole, alright - but I'm reasonably sure it's not a black hole!'
'Hey, you, the geek with the Coke bottle glasses and a fat nose ... 'Obnoxious Fumes.'
'Better check out what Dr. Figowitz is working on these days.'
'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'