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'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'
'When I type in your name plus sin, sir, there are over twenty million results.'
'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'
Heaven for Agnostics
'Yeah, like I've never heard that one before. If I had a dollar for every cloud computing joke I've heard...'
'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'
Welcome! Sorry, No WiFi.
Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...
"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"
"Hey, great death!"
"Great, just my luck."
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"I was very good...delicious in fact."
'Wait! Hold it right there! Did you once say you had more money than me?'
"Actually, sir, the rules were chiseled in stone."
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"Hold on a second. I'm updating my profile status."
'Axe murderers don't usually get this far. You must've been very good at it.'
'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'
St. Peter was not going to be the one to tell him.
"Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, but you won't be going through the gate today. We do have this lovely hand basket that'll be taking you to your destination."
"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"
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"I'm sorry but just 'liking' us on Facebook is not enough."
A Pearly-Gated Community.
You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.
'You didn't get your 15 minutes of fame? You may be eligible for a cash rebate.'
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