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"Another near-death experience."
"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."
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Fake Near-death Kit.
Stan Has A Near-Death Experience
'Another stupid near-death experience. Try not to take it personally.'
Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences
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"The New York 'Post' was here for a couple days. It had a near-death experience."
"I almost fell off the treadmill."
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"It's true … your whole life does flash before you!"
"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"
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"Don't go to the light, Ned!"
"I thought it was a myth, but it's true—when you're fired your whole resume flashes before your eyes."
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'... And you say you first noticed them just after you had a 'near death experience'?'
"How fine is the line between death and a near death experience?"
'There was a long tunnel with a bright light at the end beckoning me. It was wonderful. I've never felt so debt-free.'
"Last week, I think I had a near-life experience."
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'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'
'When I fainted, the contents of my smartphone flashed before my eyes.'
"Wow - I could swear I just had a near-life experience."
'At the end the tunnel, my parents were waiting to greet me. Mom looked nice, but as usual, Dad was walking around in his underwear. I nearly died.'
'It was terrible. My life flashed before my eyes. The it started buffering.'
Earl's job is to replace the bulb in the light at the end of the tunnel.
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"I love sleeping with old men. . .They always think it may be their last time."
'Another failure to communicate?'