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Heaven's IN/OUT filing.
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"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."
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"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."
Tags:hell, hells, hell bound, purgatory, christianity, christian, christians, religion, religious, religion, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, relationship, relationships, struggle, struggles, struggling, struggled, attempt, attempting, attempts, attempted, make best, make do of a situation, heaven, heavens, afterlife, dead, death, die, dies, dying, died, afterlife, afterlives
Coming to a theater near you~Dante & Virgil: A Buddy Movie
Tags:poet, poets, buddy, buddy movie, opposite, opposites, contrast, contrasting, dante, publius vergilius maro, virgil, durante degli alighieri, dante alighieri, poetry, poems, dante's inferno, dantes inferno, writer, writers, epic poetry, epics, divine comedy, dante's guide, guide, guide through hell, purgatory, cinema, film, trope, genre, comedia, history
"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"
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Tags:small talk, making small talk, making small-talk, weather, the weather, hell, purgatory, catholic beliefs, catholicism, catholic, catholics, punishments, sins, converse, conversation, in purgatory, limbo, in limbo, british weather, char chatting, re teachers, re teacher, rs teacher, rs teachers
"I accept the four thousand years in Limbo with the understanding that it in no way constitutes an admission of wrongdoing."
Hell: Been there, done that, got the sweatshirt.
"It's Amnesty International. They want to see the people we're holding."
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Dante's Undiscovered Prequels
"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
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"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."
"Which carousel has the luggage from Purgatory?"
Angels visiting inmates of hell.
Personal injury claims...
"I was thinking about my life the other day, and the awful thought hit me: What if this is as bad as it gets?"
Tags:hell, satan, devils, devil, the devil, hells, torment, purgatory, life, belief, thought, think, thinking, introspect, introspection, soul-search, soul-searching, soul, self-examination, soul-searching, introversion, self-observation, contemplation, meditation, thoughtfulness, thought, pensiveness, reflection, rumination, navel-gazing, evil, wicked, bad, immoral, moral, morality, ponder, reflect on, consider, mull over, muse, dwell on, deliberate over, meditate on, ruminate on, anxiety
No goofy comment about coming back to life as a house cat!
The Entrance to Limbo...
'Well... At least we finally know where all those missing socks from the dryer went.'
Devil's Landing, Purgatory Glen, Hell Lake, Satan Ridge.
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"I would have stayed in Purgatory if I'd know this was going to be such a schlep."
"It's certainly not what I expected."
"Of course we allow smartphones, just not thumbs..."
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