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Heaven's IN/OUT filing.
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"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."
Tags:religion, religious, death, dead, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, limbo, purgatory, nothingness, uncertain, unspecified, unknown, phased out, gone, hold, holding, on hold, holds, time, waiting, technology, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, calls, call, calling, customer service, service
Coming to a theater near you~Dante & Virgil: A Buddy Movie
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"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"
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Tags:small talk, small-talk, making small talk, making small-talk, weather, the weather, hell, purgatory, catholic beliefs, catholicism, catholic, catholics, punishment, punishments, sin, sinner, sinners, sins, converse, conversation, in purgatory, limbo, in limbo, british weather, char chatting, re teachers, re teacher, rs teacher, rs teachers
Hell: Been there, done that, got the sweatshirt.
"It's Amnesty International. They want to see the people we're holding."
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Dante's Undiscovered Prequels
"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
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"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."
Angels visiting inmates of hell.
Personal injury claims...
"I was thinking about my life the other day, and the awful thought hit me: What if this is as bad as it gets?"
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No goofy comment about coming back to life as a house cat!
The Entrance to Limbo...
'Well... At least we finally know where all those missing socks from the dryer went.'
"I would have stayed in Purgatory if I'd know this was going to be such a schlep."
"It's certainly not what I expected."
"Of course we allow smartphones, just not thumbs..."
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The entrance to Limbo.
"Surprising how few know you also get a harp down here to carry around for eternity."
Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell
Tags:excess baggage, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tourist, tourists, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flier, frequent fliers, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, air travel, hell, hells, purgatory, punishment, punishments, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, personal hell, personal hells
"Never mind what it's for!! It's paperwork... just do it!"
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