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Self-Help Books For The Newly Dead
Heaven - with Children
"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."
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Annuals - Perennials - Eternals
'I can't get the childproof cap off.'
Because of his inability to adapt to an eternity of torment, Jake was eventually kicked out of hell.
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"Oh, eternal life is fine, but what I really like is getting to wear flip-flops all the time."
'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'
The Bourne Eternity
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Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.
A damned man begs for change at the gates of heaven.
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'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'
"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."
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Fount of eternal youth/brewery.
'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'
"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."
Ask him the secret of eternal life...
A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'
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Fountain of Youth and Fountain of Smart.
'Okay, then, I want to die after men stop acting like selfish jerks.'
"It's OK, I guess. I just wish there were some committees to join."
"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."
'I think the magic starts to happen when the water gets warm and starts to bubble?'
'ETERNITY-with my varicose veins?'