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'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'
"You can have a local anesthetic or imported."
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'Wait ‘til you see the video I uploaded of you coming out of anesthesia. It's HILARIOUS!'
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'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'
"The procedure begins with a local anesthetic to your wallet."
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'Your insurance company wouldn't cover anesthesia, but they did buy the medical staff earmuffs to protect ours ears from your screaming.'
'You can have general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down.'
'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'
"And now, my mother, Mrs. Knable, will put you to sleep with tales of her arthritis."
"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."
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'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'
The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.
Patient to doctor with boxing gloves on: 'You must be the anesthesiologist?'
Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.
"Will a local anesthesia work? I'm from out-of-town."
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"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. The anesthesiologist is on vacation."
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'Wait a minute! Aren't you going to use an anesthetic?'
"Oh, great - we lost our double hernia."
Things you don't want to hear or why they make sure you're asleep
'Count backwards from 100 and tell me when you can no longer feel your wallet.'
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"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."
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