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"All my dirndls are at the dry cleaner's."
Easter bunny drops dirty laundry basket off to his mom.
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"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
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"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."
NBC unveils its new spin-off series: 'High School Fear Factor.'
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"Your shirt's on inside out."
'I'm doing my bit for energy conservation, by washing at only thirty degrees.'
'As long as you've got Google maps open, get yourself directions to the laundry room.'
My son sends his clothes out to get cleaned rumpled.
'Honey, have you seen my clothes?'
'I don't care how dirty they get on tv.'
'Here, I got you a GPS unit so you can find the washer and dryer.'
"Baldo, put your clothes in the hamper."
First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'
'I'm taking my socks to the launderette.'
'ARRRG!! What does ye use for blood stains?'
I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.
'She must have my clothes marked. She knows if I've fished a shirt back out of the hamper.'
'It's preferrable to having your clothes all over the floor.'
'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'
'I dread the day that basket gets full.'
It was silly of me to think he'd be clean by forty!