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"No you, he called you a lap dog."
"And how does it make you feel when she jumps over you and calls you a lazy dog?"
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"I need motivation."
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"You're retired, I'm retired."
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"Come on, boy!"
"The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy fox."
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"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."
"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."
'Ah, business as usual.'
"He refused to go outside, so I had to be cruel. I put the election coverage on the TV. Even he can't stomach it."
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'Hey George, do you know why they call these the 'Dog Days of Summer?''
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"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."
A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.
'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'
'The only thing she hunts for is a good place to nap.'
'Not too keen on walkies today, eh?'
Woman about to throw a stick for a dog. Dog holds sign saying, 'Fetch it yourself!'
'Beware you don't trip over him!'
'This is the last time I take the dog out for a walk!'
'He'll get tired after about twenty throws...then we can go back to licking ourselves.'
'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'
'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'
'Call yourself domesticated!'
'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'