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'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'
'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'
'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'
'He liked the new dog food. He left us a tip.'
'Do you have any dog food that tastes like dog food?'
'What gave him this idea?'
'You're a natural leader - you just don't know where you're going.'
'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'
'No, he doesn't qualify for a child's ticket. . . or an adult one, either.'
'He has an amazing attention span.'
'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'
'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'
'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'
'It's nice you two can share the same interests.'
'Somewhere, there's a little league game that won't go into extra innings.'
'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'
'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'
'No need to see your ID. I recognize you. And you still can't come in.'
'He does lack social skills.'
'We all contributed.'
'. . . and a side order of leftovers.'
'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'
'You can speed it up if you want.'
'Stop texting me and go back to barking.'