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'Your mothers bloody type was B, your father's type was O. That's why you have B.O.'
'I joined a gym today and had my first vigorous workout. I thought I was sweating but I think it was my body crying.'
"You're drinking my flop sweat."
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
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The Rockefeller Center August Tree
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'Bathing in money is fun once, but you've been doing it for a week now. You're starting to get a little ripe.'
"Operator, get me the Emergency Water Company."
'You're home early. I thought you were going to the gym.' 'I did. And then I saw a big sweaty butt print on the stationary bike seat, and well, here I am.'
A Trickle-Down Theory of Sweat
"I believe genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration."
"I prefer the more expressive forms of dance, but at least this doesn't draw attention to my unsightly armpit stains."
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Crisis at the health club.
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Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.
'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'
'Of course my feet smell ... I'm a stink bug!'
Boxing Referee Covers Nose to Avoid Smell
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One rat to another as they examine a mouse trap: 'I don't know about you Bruno, but I smell a rat!'
'Boy it's hot today!'
Dog wearing a gas mask fetches his master's slippers.
'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'
'Do you or don't you want to pitch in this league? ... OK, then try it again...'
Locker room: the scent.
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'Don't sweat the small stuff. Sweat the large stuff, and it's all large stuff.'