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An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.
"Damn. Isn't that the kid you swallowed?"
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Swallows returning to Cappuccino.
'Stupid gag reflex.'
'She wants to keep my marbles. . .She's already swallowed two.'
'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'
'Does he bite?' - 'No, he swallows things whole.'
How to Tell What Your Snake Swallowed
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'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'
The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.
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"I said 'blow' not 'suck'!"
"I don't think he quite grasps how this is supposed to work."
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"How did you swallow that thing?"
Snake leaving Bowling Alley.
"And that would be little Susan."
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'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!
''Take with water', 'Take with food'. Don't we have one that says take with bourbon'?'
"Herman Melville would have loved this"
Beware of the snake.
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'You wouldn't get these stomach aches if you chewed your food properly.'
'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'
'No, Biffy! Get back here! Bad boy! Spit it out!'
'I'm going to have to charge you $35 for that drill bit you swallowed.'
"Swallowed by a whale Jonah? Sounds fishy to me."