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"Mind if I smoke?"
If Dogs Made Perfume
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, poodle, poodles, perfume, perfumes, perfume bottle, perfume bottles, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, eau de parfum, farts, fart joke, fart jokes, break wind, breaking wind, dog smell, dog smell, smelly dog, smelly dog, stinky dog, stinky dogs
'What's that smell?' 'Well, it's either fertilizer, a factory, or your father.'
"It's called 'Eau De Sty', by Countess Slopbucket."
Tags:farts, road sign, road signs, gas, gasses, gases, wind, winds, high winds, sign, signs, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, gas attack, gas attacks, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, road trip, road trips, long distance, long distances, caution, caution sign, caution signs, warn, warns, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs
"A cheese like that can take a powerful lot of killin', mister."
"It's a French film, so we don't have to shower."
Tags:dress, dresses, dressing, france, french, french stereotype, french stereotypes, personal hygiene, hygiene, hygiene issue, hygiene issues, clean, cleans, cleanliness, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, movie, movies, film, films, date, dates, date night, date nights, go out, goes out, going out, smell, smells, smelly, body odor, body odour, stench, stenches, stink, stinks, stinky, foreign film, foreign films
A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.
Tags:fish, fishes, fisherman, fishermen, inconsiderate, thoughtless, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, antisocial, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, mass transit, rapid transit, subway line, subway lines, beach, beaches, selfish, self-centered, self-centred
New From Why? Books
Tags:bad, bad ideas, cursed, instuction, instructional, instructional guides, guide, guides, guidebook, guide book, guidebooks, guide books, books, book, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, never, never ever, oysters, bad food, stinking, stinky, seafood, shellfish, shellfishes, cuisine, odour, odor, sleepless, sleep, pain, painful, painful shoes, stoic, stoics, stoicism, read, reading, self help, self-help, terrible idea, terrible
"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."
"Do you smell something?"
Tags:shoe, shoes, boot, boots, footwear, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, children's story, children's stories, the old woman who lived in a shoe, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, architecture, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, smell, smelly, smelly shoes, smelly feet, odor, odors, odour, odours, foot odor, foot odour, stink, stinks, stinky, bad smell, bad smells, bad odor, bad odors, bad odour, bad odours, problem, problems, real estate, property, properties
"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"
Beware of dogs breath.
"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."
'I stink, therefore I am.'
"It's not the noise, Sir. It's the Camembert."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, disturbance, complaint, complaints, disturbing the peace, host, hosts, party, parties, break up, breakup, break-up, checkup, check-up, check up, follow up, follow-up, noise, noisy, cheese, cheeses, camembert, smelly, smell, smells, odor, odors, odours, odour, smelly cheese, scent, scents, stink, stinky, food, foodie, cheese lover, cheese lovers
"Why don't you use your litter box?"
'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'
'Man! What smells in here?'
'Don't take this wrong, Bob - but you have Halo-Tosis.'
'I prefer to be 'silent but deadly.'
"How can you tell when your feet smell bad?"