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Save the bacon,
'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'
'Under strict laboratory conditions, research concludes that, in spite of being watched, pots do eventually boil.'
"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."
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Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up
'I'm sorry, but this relationship is not going to wok out.'
'Don't wait up for me, Dear. I'm taking a wok on the wild side.'
Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.
"I don't think there's time for a quadrille."
'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'
Rosemary Leaves. Rosemary Comes Back.
Pots and Pans
'I know I promised a candlelight dinner, but it's taking forever to cook over this thing!'
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"Psst...want to buy some pot?"
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"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."
"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"
The suggestion box.
Interrogating a foodie
'No, no, no I said SIT'
'The collar is imported from China. For some reason it converts to a wok.'
Pan Extension Chord
'What happened to you?'
'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'