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Real Summer Legs
"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"Ouch!! Darn mosquitos. Nothing but filthy blood suckers."
"Mosquitoes just love him."
"Humans! I told you to abduct humans...NOT mosquitoes!"
"Oh, it was fun for awhile, but then she started getting under MY skin."
"Hold on, Billingsly! I distinctly remember it was your job to pack the mosquito repellent!"
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'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'
' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'
"Looks like Irma's 'got religion'."
"I just love the buffet here!"
'MORTY,what are you doing?!! That's the BLADDER!
"You also acquired some nasty insect bites...try not to scratch them."
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'Sometimes I just feel like some pasta.'
"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."
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A Mosquito has 47 teeth.
"Awesome, dude! A little of that blood in our systems and we'll be high for a week!"
Ralp spots the first mosquito of the season...
"Forget about sucking blood out of this one: He looks rather anemic to me..."
'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'
Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.
'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'
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'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'
'I can lick anyone here.'