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"We saved all your old diapers."
Tags:nappy, nappies, save, saves, saving, sentimental, sentiment, pack rat, pack rats, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, son, sons, attic, attics, nostalgia, nostalgic, gift, gifts, grown up, growing up, memento, mementos, dirty diaper, dirty diapers, inappropriate, health hazard, health hazards, unhealthy, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
"Here comes your tomato surprise, sir!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, tomato surprise, surprise, surprises, surprise attack, surprise attacks, attacking, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, evil, horror, fantasy, death, customer, customers, patron, patrons, food safety, health hazard, health hazards, unsafe, imminent death, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, bad surprise, bad surprised
'I'm altering my position frequently to avoid back strain.'
"Chemical spill? What chemical spill? Anybody here know anything about a chemical spill?"
Tags:chemical, chemicals, chemical spill, chemical spills, run interference, running interference, denial, denials, deny, denies, denying, environmentalism, corporation, corporations, lie, lies, lying, public health, irradiated, radiation, health hazard, health hazards, hazardous materials, materials, play dumb, plays dumb, playing dumb, disavow, disavows, disavowing, unsafe, safety procedure, safety procedures, regulation, regulations, health regulations, regulating, big business, big businesses, chemical company, chemical companies, chemical corporation, chemical corporations
"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, preparing food, food safety, food hygiene, hygiene, unhygienic, health hazard, health hazards, dangerous, risky, contamination, bacteria, germs, food poisoning, clean, cleanliness, washing hands, handwashing, hand washing, wash, washing, soup, meat, salads, salad, meal, meals, meal preparation, bad chef, bad chefs
Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, customer service, service, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, preparing food, health and safety, food safety, food hygiene, hygiene, unhygienic, health hazard, health hazards, low cuisine, beef, tainted beef, government, governments, federal government, federal governments, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, governmental control, government controls, government control, libertarian, libertarians, libertarianism, mad cow, mad cow disease, ecoli, e coli, e. coli, bacteria, contaminated, contamination
A chef looking in a trash dumpster with a sign in the background that reads "Pot-Luck Pete’s Fine Cuisine"
Tags:trash, garbage, rubbish, dumpster, dumpsters, food, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, food preparation, food safety, restaurant, restaurants, potluck, fine cuisine, low cuisine, cheap, cutting costs, frugal, saving money, sign, signs, questionable, suspicious, dubious, food source, food sources, eating out, dining out, unhealthy, dangerous, risky, health hazard, health hazards, food hygiene, unhygienic
"We're a green practice. Spit out in the plants."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dentist's office, dentist's offices, teeth, tooth, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, dental work, dentist appointment, dentist appointments, teeth cleaning, cleaning, spit out, plant, plants, planter, planters, practice, practices, green practice, green practices, green, environmentally friendly, environmentally-friendly, eco-friendly, ecological, saving the plant, saving the earth, plant-friendly, earth-friendly, environment, good for the environment, hygiene, hygiene practices, unhygienic, unhygienic practices, health and safety, health hazard, health hazards
'Look...this place is a health hazard!'
'Forget about smoking! Breathing is a health hazard!'
'Fine, we'll get an air conditioner.'
"If our lifespan is only a day I'm having a cigarette."
Health and safety announcement.
'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'
Smoking Jack O Lantern.
"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"
'We've never understood dog owners that leave poop filled plastic bags besides footpaths.'
Warning: If you bump your head on this beam, you'll bump it on the following beams.
It might be best all round Privitt if you took a month off.'
'Dad, don't you think you should wear a health hazard warning sign?'
"Whatever you do...don't plug it in."
'We don't want to deny you the right to protest, but no more signs, tents, singing...'
'...And now, this Surgeon-General's warning: 'Look out, you fools!''
'He's got the bends.'