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'Scratch yourself a couple of times and call me in the morning.'
"I can see it from here."
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'Why are you scratching yourself?'
Dress with calomine lotion and get to bed.
'The good news is that new medicine cleared up the spots, but...'
"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."
"So my symptoms aren't serious...but what' so damn funny about them?"
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"Can you give us two prescriptions, because my rubber plant has the same spots."
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"Reckon you oughta get the doc to prescribe a cream for that itchy trigger finger of yours, Ringo."
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'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'
"As you pass that box of leaves around, I'll explain how I learned I was immune to poison ivy!"
'We'll just see how silly it seems when we take a bathroom break.'
I'm no longer allergic to flowers!
'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'
Man looking at Poison Ivy sign.
'Sorry, that was HYPER-allergenic makeup,'
"On the surface there's nothing wrong with you."
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"I'm not a snowflake Martha, I'm just having an eczema flare up."
"It looks like your son has problem skin."