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'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'
"Liability issues, Sire."
Tags:liability, compensation, compensated, compensate, lawsuit, lawsuits, litigation, litigious, litigious society, litigious societies, drawbridge, drawbridges, castle, castles, siege, sieges, siege warfare, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, defenses, handrail, handrails, banister, banisters, compensation society, sire, sires
"And this one's for entering an animal facility under siege."
Tags:medal, medals, scientist, scientists, animal test, animal testing, animal tests, siege, sieges, military medal, military medals, animal facility, animal facilities, siege warfare, award, awards, recognition, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, science awards, animal rights, animal activist, animal activists, animal experiment, animal experiments
"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."
Tags:battle, battles, castle, castles, siege, sieges, siege warfare, battleground, battlegrounds, battling, temper, tempers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, knight, knights, knighthood, knighthoods, military campaign, military campaigns, bad manners, rude, rudeness, insult, insults, heat of battle, red vision, medieval warfare, soldier, soldiers, front line, front lines, bad manners, polite, politeness, good manners, manner, manners
"They're dividing into three groups, Sire. Infantry, cavalry, and media."
Tags:war, wars, warring, media, media violence, army, armies, infantry, infantries, cavalry, cavalries, siege, sieges, siege warfare, castle, castles, knight, knights, military strategy, military strategies, journalist, journalists, journalism, reporter, reporters, military history, military historian, military historians, medieval, divide, divides, dividing, division, divisions
Dogs Attacking a Cat Castle
Tags:siege, sieges, siege warfare, dog, dogs, canine, canines, feline, felines, cat, cats, pet, pets, natural enemy, natural enemies, castle, castles, battering ram, battering rams, defences, boiling oil, catapult, catapults, war, wars, enemy, enemies, soldier, soldiers, warfare, battleground, battlegrounds, tactic, tactics, strategy, military, military action
"They've deployed their new missile defense system."
"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.
"It's another birthday card for me...!"
Tricking soldiers attacking with a battering ram.
Tags:castle, castles, siege, sieges, siege tactic, siege tactics, siege warfare, warfare, medieval, middle ages, attack, attacking, battering ram, balustrades, battlements, besieged, offense, trick, trickery, cunning, tactics, tactical, advantage, ruse, strategy, foul play, fair play, fake, sham, cliff, fall, falling, combat, war, art of war
"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
Tags:castle, castles, conquer, conquerer, conquerers, conquers, conquering, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, siege, sieges, invade, invade, invades, siege warfare, add on, add ons, add-on, add-ons, extension, extensions, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, royal family, palace, palaces, royal resident, royal residents
"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."
Tags:bouncy castle, castle, castles, bouncy castles, fun fair, fair, fayre, fairs, fayres, carnival, medieval, play, playing, playful, plays, fight, fighting, parody, parodies, unexpected, army, armies, knight, knights, siege, sieges, siege warfare, warfare, children, childish, child, priority, priorities
'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'
"OK, everybody! Siege is over! Come and get your t-shirts."
"Why do you always have to spoil our fun, mom?"
Tags:mom, moms, mother, mothers, motherhood, mum, mums, strict, battle, battles, battleground, battlegrounds, siege, sieges, war, wars, warfare, castle, castles, warrior, warriors, soldier, soldiers, spoiling, siege warfare, arrow, arrows, spear, spears, army, armies, warmongerer, warmongering, warmongerers
'Are you sure there wasn't a moat in the catalogue?'
"Okay, everybody! Time for our mid-battle raffle! And today's winning ticket is...numeral XXVII!"
Tags:battleground, battlegrounds, battle ground, battle grounds, raffle, raffles, lottery, lotteries, siege, sieges, siege tactics, siege tactic, siege warfare, castle, castles, assault, assaults, defender, defenders, warrior, warriors, soldier, soldiers, middle ages, medieval period, winning ticket, winning tickets
Tags:battering ram, battering rams, castle, castles, siege, sieges, siege warfare, overthrowing castle, overthrow, battle, war, medieval, castle, seize power, knights, key under door mat, key, found the key, find, unlock, batter, ram, break down, siege tactic, siege tactics, welcome mat, front door, portcullis, battlements, ramparts, barbican
Early Battering Rams
'You idiot! That one had chips in it.'
'You mean this isn't a medieval themed restaurant?'