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'Gentlemen, I propose we send the neutrinos on a speed awareness course.'
'ONe hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee.'
'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'
'I'll be working on the largest and smallest objects in the universe - superclusters and netrinos. I'd like you to handle everything in between.'
Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass
"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."
'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'
Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.
'Every second, billions of neutrinos pass through our bodies...of course they'll take longer to pass through yours, dear.'
Neutriyes: Affectionate particle produced when neutrinos are passed through an underground tank of beer. Unlike the neutrino, the neutriyes can be identified by its indiscriminate attraction to any available atom.
'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'
'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'
'You look as though you've been dragged through a Large Hadron Collider backwards.'
Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.