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"We did everything we could."
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"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."
Tags:operation, operations, operating, operating room, operating rooms, medical procedure, medical procedures, sign, signs, signing, signature, signatures, autograph, autographs, autographing, malpractice, medical malpractice, lawsuit, lawsuits, calling card, calling cards, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, uncaring, hospital, hospitals, hospitalized
"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, bedridden, performing, operating, medical instrument, medical instruments, innovation, innovations, innovative, creative, experiment, experiments, experimental, original instrument, original instruments, malpractice, medical malpractice, back to the past, past, history, historical, medical procedure, medical procedures, original
'Knee replacement huh? I'm pretty sure Thunder wasn't told that was an option.'
'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'
"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."
"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."
Tags:appendicitis, appendix, appendixes, medicine, medical, survive, survivor, overreaction, overreact, trauma, traumatic, shared traumas, small talk, small-talk, medical procedure, medical procedures, shared interest, shared interests, conversation starter, conversation skill, conversation skills, conversation starters, medical problem, medical problems, health problem, health problems, appendectomy, appendectomies, conversations, converse
"Instead of French fries may I have a hernia repair?"
Tags:menu, menus, hernia, hernias, hernia repair, hernia repairs, french fries, order, orders, food order, food orders, substitution, substitutions, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, physician, physicians, healthcare, health care, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, medical plaza, medical plazas, hospital, hospitals, themed restaurant, themed restaurants, operation, operations, medical procedure, medical procedures
'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'
"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."
Tags:procedure, procedures, medical procedure, medical procedures, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, experiment, experiments, experimental, medication, medications, gas, gasoline, petrol, pump, pumps, fill her up, fill 'er up, service station, service stations, petrol station, petrol stations, trial, trials, trial clinic, trial clinics, technique, techniques, new technique, new techniques, hospital bed, hospital beds, hospitalized, hospitalization
"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."
"You might want to do a rubber-glove count."
Tags:rubber glove, rubber gloves, rubber-glove count, rubber glove counts, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, foreign object, foreign objects, accident, accidents, accidental, surgical glove, surgical gloves, missing glove, missing gloves, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, professional chef, professional cook, complain, complaint, complaints, contamination, food contamination, contaminated food, incompetence, medical procedure, medical procedures
'I thought it was going to be minimally invasive.'
"Ms. Howard, get me some connective tissue."
Tags:ageing, connective tissue, elderly, elderly man, elderly men, old man, old men, decrepit, past your best, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, medical procedure, medical procedures, male pale stale, intercom, secretary, secretaries
"I spy something red."
Tags:i spy, i spy with my little eye, games, game, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, operation, operating, operate, medical, medical procedure, medical procedures, blood, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, inexperienced doctor, young doctor, unprofessional, team, teamwork, childish, immature, unqualified, under qualified, untrustworthy
"Want to see my virtual colonoscopy?"
Tags:surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, colonoscopy, colonoscopies, virtual colonoscopy, virtual colonoscopies, colleague, colleagues, medical procedure, medical procedures, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, bored, boredom, telescopic camera, telescopic cameras, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies
'For seventy-five more dollars we can turn this into a Singing Angiogram.'
'Doctor, your glasses!'
"You might find the procedure a little uncomfortable. Just last week, Amnesty International tried to close us down."
Thin man enters 'Closed and Narrow MRI', heavy man enters 'Open and Wide MRI'
"Sorry. I was listening to Car Talk during surgery."
Tags:radio, radios, radio show, radio shows, radio program, radio programs, surgery, surgeries, medical procedure, medical procedures, hospital, hospitals, medical malpractice, medical lawsuit, medical lawsuits, surgeon, surgeons, car enthusiast, ca enthusiasts, motor enthusiast, motor enthusiasts, operation, operations, surgical procedure, surgical procedures
'I've broken a tooth.'
Perhaps we've done enough x-raying for one day
"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."