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'Hello, and welcome to another edition of 'Alarming Statistics!' Our topic tonight is 67%. Is it over-hyped or a legitimate cause for concern? Join us as we find out!'
'. . . Doom gloom. . . horror. . . shock. . . nightmare scenario. . .'
'The earth's protective magnetic field is weakening! The sun will incinerate us all!'
'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'
"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"
"'Massive power outage' will freak people out. How about, 'We're rebooting the entire East Coast'?"
"There's two terms I'd like to discuss with you in your financial report to our investors: apocalyptic and bajillion."