Managed Cartoons and Comics

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

'Have you tried enjoying the aches and pains?'

"That's Karl, before he was purchased by the Chinese."

"Well doctor, looks like your portfolio is in need of some managed care."

BMA told to radically overhaul communications.

'Groupthink isn't working. Lets go to plan B - finding any deviants whom we can fire as scapegoats!'

"Larry and I managed to weather the recession with only our fourth and fifth homes foreclosed."

'I have an older brother too, so I know what it's like to be in middle-management.'

'He takes a classic approach to managing risk by letting everyone else take the blame.'

Think Sign: 'Think' replaced with: 'Blame'.

'That's not what I meant when I said you need to show more backbone.'

'It's important in management to have that 'get someone else to do it' spirit.'

'He's our hedge fund manager.'

'I hope you don't mind constructive criticism... you're fired.'

Panic Button

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Managed by 'Mega-developments without borders'.

"I gave you 24 hours to review and report on the Internet in thirty words or less. Now let's have it."

"Just count it out, Henderson-don't fondle it."

'The only time he isn't late for work is when he's absent.'

'Congratulations, Phillip. you've managed to score somehow lower than chance.'

"Apparently in 'managed care,' you manage by yourself."

I've had feedback from litigation...

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can delegate today.'