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'The top doesn't come off. It's preventative medicine.'
"Stop using the ointment."
Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'
Finally, Dr. Death cracked and agreed to write out a full confession. Unfortunately, no one could read his writing, so they had to let him go.
"I'd like a joint replacement"
"If these sleeping pills don't work, chant their soothing brand name and you'll fall asleep."
'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'
California approves marijuana for medical reasons.
"Take it for excess gas."