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'And now some expensive tests to see if the cheap ones we ran were accurate...'
"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."
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"For me, crime pays for what Medicare doesn't cover."
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'Doc - this isn't going to cost me a lot - is it?'
"I'm afraid we've had to move him to expensive care."
'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'
Doctor Sees Patient with Dollar Sign Scar
'Instead of layman's terms, let me explain it in dollars and cents.'
'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'
'He went into shock when you presented him with the hospital bill.'
"Your heart is OK, but after all the tests we ran, your bank may need a transplant."
'Of course I'm still sick! I couldn't afford the ounce of prevention, let alone the pound of cure.'
"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."
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'I can't afford a vasectomy, Doctor! I have ten kids to feed.'
"Move over! - I just got the bill!"
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"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."
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'Sorry, but your insurance won't cover your medical expenses. However, they did mention that if you die, they may consider covering it in the future.'
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"Good news, Mr. Bloom. Your condition isn't serious - just expensive."
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"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."
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"Payment expected at time of service, even though it's taken the doctor 20 years to pay off his student loan."
'Never, Ever...assume anything is free when you visit a hospital.'
The World of Medical Reimbursement, As We Know It, Will End Soon.
Hospital Parking Signs: Handicapped Parking - Financially Handicapped Parking.