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'... which in turn will cause side effects of nausea, for which I'm giving you Trylitol, which will induce temporary blindness, which I'll counteract with...'
"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."
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"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
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Shot glasses of the elderly.
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"Mommy, I don't think that was a Children's Advil."
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"Why should I settle for good self-esteem when, with the right medication, I could have great self-esteem."
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"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.
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'We'll discuss your misbehavior in a moment Billy, but in the meantime, why don't you help yourself to a nice piece of candy?'
The News in Capsule Form.
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"I don't normally like to increase a child's hyper-active medicine, but in this case...."
'This one was real stubborn. Had to up his medication three times before he'd agree to sign the liability waver.'
'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'
A child is suffering from 'Attention Surplus Disorder'
"Look at him. Walking around like he's God's Gift to erectile dysfunction."
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"Take this on an empty stomach. Which in your case may be impossible."
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"I've found that there are times in a person's spiritual journey when prescription drugs are entirely appropriate."
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'He's a little unpredictable, but with the right combination of medication and therapy, he can make an impact on this league.'
'... I pull the trigger, and band! Down goes the pill. So, Mr. Knox, are you going to take your medication now, or do I have to resort to the Pill-Matic?'
"I'm comfortable reducing your medications, but the drug company has some serious concerns."
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'Doctor, these tablets are big, what do you want me to do with them?'
'You gotta admire him. He's a self-medicated man.'
"Let's meditate!? I thought you said, medicate!"
'These tablets are magic and not habit-forming, as long as you don't miss taking one every single day...'
'Not only will it help him concentrate, but recent studies have shown that students who take Ritalin are 40 less likely to do drugs.'