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'... which in turn will cause side effects of nausea, for which I'm giving you Trylitol, which will induce temporary blindness, which I'll counteract with...'
Sales of Viagra
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"It has unfortunate memory side effects. He never forgets to take the damn things."
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"If you were on medication now would be a good time to adjust it."
"Studies show that people who allow art into their lives can substantially reduce their dependency on selective seretonin reuptake inhibitors."
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'I'm bored. Want to see whose medications have more side effects?'
"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."
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"Would the gentleman prefer an antidepressant?"
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'You could just ignore it and hope it goes away. I do that with customers who ask too many questions.'
'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'
'This is a real miracle drug. It costs the same this year as it did last year.'
"We have to consider your 'new normal' considering the increase in mind numbing drugs."
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Smile fluid makes you HAPPY.
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"The anti-depressants see to have worked!"
"We need you to get out there and give people a false sense of normal."
Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.
"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."
'They're all out of lifesavers. How about some paxil?'
"I'm upping your meds."
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'He's a little unpredictable, but with the right combination of medication and therapy, he can make an impact on this league.'
'Start with 40 mg a day, and if your memory doesn't improve after two weeks, go to 80 mg a day.'
'... I pull the trigger, and band! Down goes the pill. So, Mr. Knox, are you going to take your medication now, or do I have to resort to the Pill-Matic?'
'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'