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"We have ways of making you talk..."
A horse unexpectedly meets a penguin.
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"All I know is the pigeons flew away and now I got flamingoes."
'I'm telling you, Ralph, I wish Polly never taught you that nasty habit!'
'Stop the illegal trade in exotic birds.'
"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."
'You're right - we don't belong here.'
Dawn's Pets: One Size Fits All.
"The trick is to use your own judgement and only repeat what you think is right or true..."
"I'm really not sure what Master actually wants, but if we repeat the weird sounds he's making, we'll get crackers..."
"It's a good line Darling: No need to squawk so loudly..."
"It's that flasher...pretend we haven't noticed him."
Tags:birds, bird of paradise, exotic bird, exotic birds, bird, birds of paradise, flasher, flashers, sexual harassment, sexual harassments, sexually harassing, mating ritual, mating rituals, courting ritual, courting rituals, courtship, flashing, courtships, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists
Don't be too demanding or picky...
'OK, that was funny, but before you quack like me again, be aware that the Duck Season is open...'
'Frank! It's Back!!
'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'
'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'
'You're not still mad about all the toys I bought Zeus on my trip are you? I got you something too.'
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Toucan in bird cage.
'So, your anger management class is working?'
'You never talk to me anymore.'
New Guineas magnificent,word of paradise