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My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.
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'My wife gave birth underwater!'
"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"
"Can it be ready by noon? My daughter's getting married. I was hoping to drive her down the aisle."
"She definitely has your neck bolts."
"They're adorable. Are they yours?"
Maternity ward on the farm.
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"Kid... You remind me so much of your Mother!"
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"Of course it's not my son. My son is a nitwit. That's me, thirty years ago."
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'Boy, our son is sharp!'
'Which one is yours?'
'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'
"Look, honey. The baby has your height."
'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'
"He doesn't look like you at all."
"My son has it better than I do. He got himself an MBA and ended up in a minimum security prison."
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"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."
"The cool part about naming your kid is that you don't have to add loads of numbers to make sure the name is available."
'Your punishment for not making the honor roll this quarter is to scrape off the bumper sticker.'
Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.
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"She has her father's eyes!"