Birds Of Paradise Cartoons and Comics

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Polly wants to blog about crackers."

"We just want to have a talk."

"She left him for a two-legged pirate!"

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

'We're Birds of Paradise all right - paradise lost!'

Parakeet Quarrels

'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'

'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'

Birds of the Pantanal

Parrotsailing

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"Three turns to the left to the second number, one turn to the right of the 4th number, 2 turns..."

'This is Emily's answering services...'

"It's for the damn parrot"

"Stop me if you've heard this one before."

Bird for sale, going cheep.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Freedom

Dawn's Pets: One Size Fits All.

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

"I'm really not sure what Master actually wants, but if we repeat the weird sounds he's making, we'll get crackers..."

"As travelling is pretty much out of the question for me, I just love your travel tales: Go on, tell me another one..."

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

"The trick is to use your own judgement and only repeat what you think is right or true..."