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"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."
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"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."
"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."
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Introducing...The Smart-Ass Phone
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The power of positive thinking is born, followed immediately by the birth of the politely bemused, cynical retort.
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The three wiseacres.
"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."
"I bought a dictionary so I'll never be at a loss for words."
'Never say never.'
'Someone needs to work on their parenting skills!'
'Very funny, you smart aleck little punks! No treats for you! Go on, GIT!'
'I don't care whether you think it's an affront to your 'Human Rights', I still want you to go to the naughty corner!'
"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."
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'So...You got a name?'
"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"
"Find out if he has something on us, or if he's just being a smart aleck?"
'That's the new employee who made a wise-crack to the boss about how limited the company stock options are!'
"She has a smart phone, a smart TV and a smart mouth."
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'Consulting services: know-it-alls wanted"
'Well, if you already know the answer, why are you asking me?'
'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'
"My dad said he never had a sarcasm app when he was growing up. He thought up his own comebacks."
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Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.
Eddie YO MAMA! told me to to give you detention for this smart alec answer. See you at two!
'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'